I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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