i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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