living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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