Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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