You're completely useless in the revolution.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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