matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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