She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Damn victory sex feels great
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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