How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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