is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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