So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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