just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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