There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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