apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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