I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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