New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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