Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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