; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
When are your genitals available?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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