4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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