So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wish I only lived at night.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Send help, water and tortillas.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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