i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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