I'm lost and stupid without you.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
wanna go halves on a baby?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
well you can't waste a boner
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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