sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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