One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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