You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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