Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Randomize
