But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Even my vagina gasped.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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