do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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