This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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