I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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