It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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