She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
My pussy is not your playground.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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