Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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