Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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