Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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