you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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