There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Randomize
