Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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