How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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