i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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