Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Randomize
