If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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