Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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