and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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