check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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