Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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