And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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