You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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