what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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