Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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