Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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