i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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