Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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