this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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