She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
In America we eat man semen.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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